Thursday, October 8, 2009

#85 - Designer Dogs





It was the decade when...

We played mad scientist with our pets.



And now, for a quick lesson in canine arithmetic:

Pug+Beagle=Puggle

Labrador+Poodle=Labradoodle

Chihuahua+Pug=Chug

Maltese+Poodle=Maltipoo

Chihuahua+Dachsund=Chihuachsund (aka Chiweenie)

Pekinese+Poodle=Peekapoo

Cocker Spaniel+Poodle=Cockapoo

Saint Bernard+Chihuahua=One ugly fucking dog

Lhasa Apso+Shih Tzu=The gayest dog of all time

Great Dane+Huskie=Grizzly Bear

Person who wants to buy a dog because they like the cute name+Unscrupulous dog breeder=Total Sucker.

You AUGHT to remember.


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