It was the decade when...
A pot-smoking Human/Barracuda hybrid dominated the Olympics.
Three Limericks for Michael Phelps.
There once was this Baltimore guy,
He swam like an Eagle can fly.
In Beijing he won
8 golds in a run
And Mark Spitz, he wanted to die.
There once was super Olympian,
He won every race he was entered in.
His mom made a wish
To give birth to a fish,
What she got was a kind of Amphibian.
There once was this really great swimmer.
Though he ate much he couldn't be slimmer.
I swear, could you be any dimmer?
You AUGHT to remember...