We stopped communicating with words. WTF? :~0
ChatboiHylas: ICYDK, the internet has invented a whole new language: Netspeak! AFAIC, it's so much better than real English! :)
NetNerdPhilonus: FFS! Netspeak? AYH? BFD!
ChatboiHylas: IANAL here; I'm not trying to defend anything. It's simply a fact that Netspeak saves time. It's is now the dominant lexicon amongst internet users. It's Internetese! It's fun. IYDMMA, what's your beef?
NetNerdPhilonus: IMHO, It's totally killing the English language. People used to write in sentences with actual, you know, words! Now Netspeak has gotten so prevalent people are using it IRL! :(
ChatboiHylas: OMG! You are blowing this so out of proportion! IACL! For someone to get worked up over such a thing! LOL! Not just LOL! LMFAO!! LLAH!!! You're so upset...IDGI! You're like some old schoolmarm. You have such distemper. Did Mommy beat you as a child? :P
NetNerdPhilonus: MYOB GF! OK, this is tots NSFW but...FU you PAB! I think most linguists and English enthusiasts would be on my side, MOFO!
ChatboiHylas: Whatevs. :) This is the future and...
NetNerdPhilonus: Wait, gotta PTTL. I'll BRB.
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NetNerdPhilonus: TY for waiting. Sorry about that.
ChatboiHylas: Ain't no thang! I was just saying, this is the future and FWIW, I want to be apart of it.
NetNerdPhilonus: Well, FYI, I'll stick to complete sentences with real words, thank you very much!
ChatboiHylas: FFS Dude, IANARS, but it seems to me you totally have been talking in Netspeak this whole time! ;)
NetNerdPhilonus: FML, seriously? :(
ChatboiHylas: Sorry dude, it's true. AYBABTU. :P
NetNerdPhilonus: Oh, my! Sorry to be such a PITA! You're right. I'm an idiot not to embrace the acronymic future we all inhabit.
ChatboiHylas: T'aint no thing! The irony of this whole thing is making me LMFAO!
NetNerdPhilonus: It's getting late, I GTG. I'm still not totally sold on this netspeak thing. But maybe I just need to change my POV.
ChatboiHylas: :)
NetnerdPhilonus: :D
ChatboiHylas: ;)
NetnerdPhilonus: ; > )
ChatBoiHylas: :9
NetNerdPhilonus: Kay, that just weirds me out. CYA
(Philonus has siged off)
ChatboiHylas: Well, YW!
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